300 abs: the wallpaper

March 15th 2007

300 Abs WallpaperOver the past few days, the term “300 Abs” has become a popular search term for this site (see this post). The words “disproportionate” and “shocking” come to mind.

Anyway, never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want. For those of you who have come here looking for chiseled Spartan torsos, I give unto you this 1280×1024 wallpaper. I built it from the super duper high definition trailer. Just click this article’s thumbnail to download the big version. It’s got even more pecs and abs than you can handle.

From left to right, the Spartans pictured are:

  1. Bobby
  2. Danny the Distractable
  3. Phil of Good Posture
  4. King Leonides
  5. Scruffy the Old
  6. Billy of the Bad Hair
  7. Mike the Mohawked or Bald?
  8. Franky Facial Hair

See also:  The debut of the Ab Abber 2000 or its info page.  They’ll be all up ons.

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(1 Comment)

  1. sociallytangent wrote:

    1280×1024? Where’s the 1920×1200? :P