Think about The Phantom Menace and ask yourself: Who is the main character? If you said Anakin, you’re wrong. He doesn’t show up until forty-five minutes into the movie. Can you describe any of the Prequel Trilogy characters without referring to their names, clothing, or function in the story? In other words, can you describe them purely as characters, instead of plot points? All this and more from this incredibly astute review. Don’t let the voice throw you off. The review is conducted in-character by a murderous psychopath, or as he is known to my circle of friends, Joe Delano.