a jury of your fears

March 13th 2007

And now, I present a jury of your fears:

  • Foreman: Spiders
  • Juror #2: A rickety airplane
  • Juror #3: Failure
  • Juror #4: A hypodermic needle
  • Juror #5: The dark
  • Juror #6: Commitment
  • Juror #7: Death
  • Juror #8: The part of the highway where the radio stops receiving a signal
  • Juror #9: Heights
  • Juror #10: People who are different
  • Juror #11: Public speaking
  • Juror #12: The Grimace

I’m shuddering already.

Commentation

(3 Comments)

  1. GDeeeeZL wrote:

    Alternate juror #1: Clowns

    …..come on, I know I’m not alone on this one. They’re freaky.

  2. Damian Hopper wrote:

    It wasn’t The Grimace who freaked me out so much as Mac Tonight.

  3. Brian Lee wrote:

    When I was younger, I had nightmares about the Grimace. There I said it.