enunciate

08.17.05 • comment (4) • trackback

My roommate’s girlfriend is what I call “easy.” Easy to make laugh, that is. Once you get her going, even the most mildly humorous thing will set her off all over again, forcing her to cackle with a decrepit wheeze that is two parts college student and one part iron lung. It is even possible to create an unbreakable chain of intense laughter that threatens to suffocate this innocent woman, or, if at a meal, eject freshly imbibed liquids from her nose and/or mouth. I derive a great deal of pleasure from attempting to kill her in this fashion. To that end, here is a list of hilarious-sounding words, presented in no particular order.

Got any of your own? Add it to my arsenal.

comments

  1. sociallytangent
    08.17.05 #

    specificity’s my favorite.

  2. Damian
    08.20.05 #

    superfluous
    chihuahua
    plebiscite
    bourgeoisie
    manscaping
    Mississippi

  3. Damian
    08.21.05 #

    Ooh, I forgot the best one:

    rhinoplasty

  4. Arch
    01.22.06 #

    I’m the cooest person in the world.

    period.

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