haiku: bad analogies
I love you, Al Gore,
But “flame retardant baby”
Is pretty stupid.
Can anyone think of a better analogy than this? Leave it in the comments. I offer up “egg in a microwave.” Or “ninja in a buffet line,” because ninjas in buffet lines have been known to explode with mystical rage.
I don’t know… I may have to start referring to things as “flame retardant babies.” That’s just too nonsensical to pass up.
“I invented the web.”
(“internet” obviously has too many syllables.)