haiku: state of the union
Bush wanting less gas
In the State of the Union
Defines irony.
See, it’s funny because I’m implying that a plea from the heir of an oil legacy to conserve gas and the rose-colored pomp of the State of the Union are simultaneously ironic. Irony to the power of two, if you will.
I was thinking more along the lines of him being a gasbag who needs to sit down and shut up.
I’m told that if you watch closely, Cheney actually stifles a laugh when Bush says this.