haiku: ted haggard

02.08.07 • comment • trackback

Ted Haggard goes straight.
New Life Church is glad but adds,
“Great, now leave the state.”

Three weeks of counseling and you’re not gay anymore? Those must be some powerful drugs you’re on. Interpret that sentence however you want.

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