haley joel osment’s hair is trying to kill him
07.20.06 • comment (1) • trackback
I normally don’t do these kinds of posts, but I just couldn’t ignore the photo that accompanies this article about Haley Joel Osment’s recent car crash. Osment’s hair looks like it’s hungry and ready to swallow the unsuspecting guy’s face. What is he thinking? If he’s trying to look like that famous videogame character he voiced, all he needs now is a pair of custom-made shoes, impractically large and as bright as the sun.
On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that everyone goes through an awkward phase, even famous people. On the other, if Osment’s hair is so out of control that it’s now getting him into car accidents, an intervention may be required. I can make a joke like that because I know he hasn’t been seriously injured from the crash. Trust me. I work in brain injury.
It won’t be long now before I’m writing for The Superficial.
07.25.06 #
Haley Joel Osment is the best actor in the World, he is even nice looking. I wish he is allright soon, looking forward to his new movie.