limerick: some assembly required

The words “eccentric nut” make me smile,
But assembling this dresser is taking a while.
I finally get the nuts tight
And put my dresser upright
And then a support beam snaps in half. Fucking vile.

That’s right, I dropped the F-bomb.  That’s what I’ve been dealing with on this nightmare of a project. My room is covered in chipped wood and failure.

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