oprah, witch queen of the hidden realms

I know, I know. Oprah doesn’t really deserve this, her ego notwithstanding. But look at this photo and tell me, honestly, that she doesn’t look like she’s about to summon something, or slam a haduken into Dr. Phil’s self-important, morally bankrupt, no-longer-professionally-licensed gut.
Incidentally, haduken can be translated from Japanese as “Surge Fist” or, more literally, “Wave Motion Fist.” This is yet another example of how Wikipedia enriches my life. Please warn my friends and acquaintances that I will probably be yelling Surge Fist! with greater than normal frequency from now on.
If you wish to be pedantic about the spelling, hadouken or 波動拳.
Otherwise, we Amerika-jin spell it hadōken. The macron over the o is optional.